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inspiring-nya!!!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Why can't I BE DOING a research project on a topic like this?

OMG.


I wonder if there was a medical student attached to this study. LOLz.

click here

you know what?

liverpool sucks.

yo ho ho.

today i pretend to be a GP. goddamn bloody video assessment of gp posting.
it's bad enough to pretend to be a doctor, i have to pretend to care for patients who are pretending to be sick in a pretend clinic.

empathy is assessed by saying the empathy line™ "it must be terrible for you" without chuckling to yourself or having a smirk on your face. i don't see why we must be assessed for our empathy anyway. if you turn out to be an ass you just have to deal with people hating you. no reason to fail med school for not being able to say a convincing empathy line™ . that aside, i'm pretty sure i'll fail for not knowing how to treat sinusitis, or telling a patient to go home and take some panadol when he has MI. oh well, nothing like killing someone to teach you what to do.

ok back to bed.

i hope my pretend patient in my pretend clinic isn't too pretend sick.

These are for Tim

I hope they brighten up your day the way your macabre wet blanket humour brings such joy to the lives of countless funky smelling old people crapping themselves.

is it just me or does alanis morisette have a scarily huge mouth? Can eat a baby's head one bite. chomp.

btw those are the original singers of the song, they're a band called "da vinci's notebook".

aY chihuahua!!!!

cockroaches

woah there have been a flurry of posts as of late so i think i'd better contribute too! here is the cockroach picture as promised

the bloody sons-of-bitches are IN the microwave display. how the fuck do we get them out?! and how did they end up there in the first place anyway. shit.

ok that's all from me now.

bloooody.

i touched someone else's blood today.

gp had to remove a massive scc on a fella's back and being the nice dude i was, i helped swab off the blood that was pouring out without wearing gloves. there was so much blood it got on my fingers, under my nails, all over. only having 3 pieces of gauze on hand was not the smartest thing i've ever done. seriously, this is not helping me get over my abject terror of blood. the other day, i went to see a delivery and the smell of blood lingered with me hours after it. i don't know how anyone else does it but don't you feel that the smell of human blood makes you retch.

i don't faint or anything. i'm manly that way. but sometimes it gets to you and after that lunch, dinner etc all tastes like blood. i've been checking my fingers for blood since and it's been 4 hours.

don't get me started with the knives.

Steyr AUG-A1

Anyone remember this baby from back in the day? It was my favourite gun (an unusual choice, but one I stand by and defend to this day). Yes, the cybercafes were full of the sounds of gunshots and explosions instead of 'Triple Kill!'s and 'Holy Shit!'s.

Incredibly, this drawing is 6 years old. The smudges and black spots are due to the carbon from the paper being absorbed into the plastic card sheath I put this in.

Ah, Counterstrike. Rest in peace.

(Nothing much to do with lectures, except back then it was a good reason for skipping class I suppose)

i just like this video

seems that we don't do enough stupid things anymore. the great species slackes maximus has become all but extinct, phased out by the cunning anals studious and the much more dominant mustogettopostgradjobus and it's mate, mustomakeomoneymus.

sigh.

Infernal Minds - 2 - Better Judgement

Since Tim says this blog is boring, and it's about 'loving' lectures, well...
This is an old one. The others are on my own blog, but they don't have much to do with lectures or the lectureboys.

random stuff coming through my mail.

wow this is really a boring blog. anyway i just got this in my uni email and thought i'd share the stuff i get sent.

"Benjamin Roberts (a PhD student in the School of Animal Biology) is
missing. He was last seen on Sunday 22nd April (but may have been on the
UWA Campus at 6.30am Monday 23rd April). If you have seen Ben since
Sunday 22nd April, please contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000."

no idea who benjamin roberts is but it makes you wonder when a grown man suddenly goes missing on uni grounds. this is not a hoax btw, i mean the uni has got his photo posted up and stuff. so yea, if you see benny bob here, call the cops.