Thursday, December 13, 2007

this site sucks.

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we
used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be
interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic".

Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now I'm a
bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.
Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying
that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a
great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to fuck off.




LOL. Just LOL.

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