Wednesday, January 10, 2007

exam stress.

2 months to study for a supplementary exam, and here i am. alone in my house, 20 notes in front of me, 12 hours from my exam. last minute cramming, the only way to prepare for exams. incidentally, it was chia ming's birthday yesterday. so i bid thee many happy returns.

i'm bored and eating kfc in front of my com. so i thought i'd go through an in depth study of the lectureboys' philosophy in approaching failure. hopefully, we will all gain some insight.

a wise man once said, "if at first you don't succeed, try try again. if you don't succeed the 2nd time, try try summore. if you fail again, there's always resit." after many many tries, that man is now studying to be a pilot.

another wise man said "at least tim failed respi before i failed GI", nevermind that he got an F. in his defence, he did own the shit out of me in respi. he is also the wise man that said procrastination is like masturbation, which got us into this predicament in the first place.

our 3rd wise man breezes through exams, occasionally coming up with abstract thoughts like "such is love" and "<3san". he is, quite possibly, the only lectureboy that does not know the meaning of procrastinating. it is not implying that he has a limited vocabulary, but that he has yet to truly exhibit the action of procrastinating.

where would any mention of voltron be without a shoutout to the sword! wei jin, of course - "if you're not prepared for an exam, why take it at all!" 365 days later, he's still preparing for the USMLE that he was supposed to take last year.

my philosophy? cram everything before exams and hope my mom prayed enough for a miracle.

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