Portugal vs England

I read this joke the other day.

Figo was walking into the dressing room just before the England - Portugal match. As captain, it was his right to be late. But then when he walked in, he noticed all his team mates kinda glum.

"what's wrong?" he asked.
"oh the thing is... it's just England, and we feel like it's just such a waste of time playing agaisnt them since they're so bad... we'd rather spend the night at the pub," replied Ronaldo.

So Figo thinks for awhile. Then he says, "ok, you guys go down to the pub, I'll handle the English by myself"

So exhilarated, they all head to downtown Berlin and have a smashing good time drinking and picking up German chicks named Olga and Helga. Then they realised that there was about 10 minutes left in the game, so Deco says "hey, let's check how Figo's doing"

They on the TV and they see this

Portugal 1 - 0 England
Figo 10'

After checking the score, they promptly go back to their drinks, and they all celebrate. weeee Figo's holding off the entire England team by himself.

Then at full time, they check the score again and this time it says

Portugal 1 - 1 England
Figo 10' Lampard 89'

And they all go "Awwwww, oh well, let's head back to the dressing room"

So in the dressing room they see Figo, sombrero-less looking really dejected. Figo sees them and says, "I'm sorry I dissapointed you guys, I let the team down"

"why? you did great! you held off the English for a full 89 minutes!"
"What are you talking about?" Figo says, incredulously, "I got sent off in the twelth minute!"

geddit? geddit?
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