I feel like being nice

so I'm gonna help tim move that picture of him along past the front page. After all the flak that's been thrown his way, the poor kuchingnite needs some respite. A breather, if you will. Till one of us digs up the next tranny photo, that is. WTB tranny photo of cm.

Since I really have nothing interesting to write about, I'll just go along with the year-reflecting theme. Wong Wei Jin's major achievements of 2006 -

1. Tried to and failed to sit for the USMLE.
2. Discovered that Halifax really IS as boring as I made it out to be.

I can't even count my lvl 60 gnome mage frostmourne pvp computer character to be an achievement given the fact that the time difference doesn't allow me to play as much. Other highlights of 2006 -

1. Got butt-groped in a Haligonian club by a fat ugly white goth girl.
2. Been told "I'm impressed by your knowledge" by my Staff doctor. "What are you smoking?" was my instant reply.*
3. Discovered that living with an indian has certain odour-related drawbacks. 'nuff said. I still love my housemate.
4. Learnt how to cook food without setting off the fire alarms.
5. Still can't pou fan properly.
6. Read "The Game" by Neil Strauss. It has changed my perception of reality.
7. Re-discovered the fact that studying till 5am the night before an exam can be hazardous to favourable exam results.
8. Swore to myself, yet again, to never again pull a last minute all-nighter.
9. Finally got a new phone. helomoto
10. Realised that if you wanna catch snowflakes with your tongue, make sure that there are no birds flying overhead first.
11. Went bowling, Halifax-style. The ball was the size of a Fuji apple, had no holes, weighed no more than 2kg, and the pins weren't bottle-shaped, just white cylinders. And you had 3 tries, not 2. And then you had to press a button to clear the pins and set up a new rack. Not automatic *banjo music in background* OH HALIFAX.
12. www.stupidvideos.com
13. Started building a collection of empty liquor bottles. 13 and counting.
14. Got laid. wooooot *
15. Developed a pathological irritation towards fat people.
16. Discovered the joys of p2p downloading.
17. Dreamt of asam laksa. Twice.
18. Got totally schooled by a girl at 1v1 basketball. She was 6 foot tall with size 12 shoes ok.**
19. Woke up one morning and saw vomit in the sink, 2 pairs of high heels in my hall, and had no idea where either came from. My housemate had no idea either. Two days later, he found a scrap of paper in his wallet with a telephone number and the name Shelly on the top. We think it maybe the answer, but we shall never know. We junked the shoes.

And I stop at 19 as well, not because I can't go on, but because it's getting boring. There WAS one significantly major realization though, like light streaming through clouds after the rain -



Medicine will consume my life.



I'm afraid. Very afraid.





*footnote - NO LARH
My staff did say he was impressed though. hoho.
** she out-shot me from outside. When I asked "why didn't you post me up?" She said, very nonchalantly, without even looking at me, "because it would have been too easy." wahstresswahspeechlesswahstress wfgrthhxxx

space wasting. just so that picture of me goes away.

i was going through my photos and i found one of the first plate of fried rice i cooked in perth. man, was i naive then. thinking i'd be cooking my way through the year. no, i wasn't in chef school. medical student tim. that's what i called myself. i thought i'd take the time to look back on my achievements in 2006.

1. lvl 60 NE rogue frostmourne pvp
2. that's it.

how fucked up is that. i have absolutely nothing to show for a year's hard work except a character in a computer game. grats me. after further thought, i realise i'm sadder than that. so more mediocre achivements to come.

1. i failed infectious diseases. i maintain it wasn't because of my laziness.
2. i passed everything else, though.
3. got told off by some doctor that i looked too much like a slacker and i better dress properly.
4. managed to ponteng class for the most part of 8 weeks and still passed psych.
5. aaron msned me to console me when i failed. grats me.
6. made enemies with jessie in the first week of class. huzzah.
7. went to the most ah beng club in perth, TWICE.
8. refused to ever step foot into said ah beng club again.
9. went karaoke a few times.
10. vowed never to sing again a few times.
11. learnt how to lawn bowl.
12. owned at lawn bowling.
13. drove around without a license for a year.
14. learnt how to pronounce a person dead the way doctors do it: time of death - 3 hours after he actually died cos that's when we came to see him.
15. learnt that it takes four hours to get to melb and four and half hours to get to kuching from perth. the horror.
16. gave lavinia hell for being a bimbo. yes, a bimbo.
17. spent about a 100 days on WoW. lvl 60 NE rogue frostmourne pvp wassup.
18. forgot how to play dota.
19. still don't know how to dance.

there u have it. i'd have gone for 20 but i ran out of ideas.

Mofo Piper Seneca PA-34 is a BEAST!

Started flying the twin engine recently. This thing is a beast! Imagine 220 bhp speeding down the runway with 2800 rpm! It only take seconds to reach 80 knots before I rotate it to get airborne. Quite exciting stuff I must say...

Ps: Oh, I almost forget....It has turbocharger fitted in it too!

exam break 2

For context, scroll down.

For those who still don't get it, she's talking about the picture in the previous post.

hoho

cross-dressing is not a crime

it is an indulgence of sorts. a hobby, some would call it.

some people collect stamps. some people go fishing. Timothy law ngee chuan, well... he likes to dress up as a woman.

View from the cockpit...

These were taken overhead the airfield I'm training at, while I'm the safety pilot for my friend during an Instrument Flying sortie. Which means I'm not flying the plane at the moment so don't think I'll jepordize my life just to take some pics of clouds. A year back maybe I will...The airfield is called the Sultan Ismail Petra Airport, Kota Bharu, Kelantan. Just in case you guys forgot that I'm stranded here in this kampung. Anyway the pics were taken using my 1.3 megapixal phone camera so don't complain so much! Yes, I'm talking to you Tim!

North-East beach...










Look at the pic properly. There's a rainbow in te mid of he pic. Camera can't zoom sorry.








Clouds at 2000 feet...










If I'm not wrong this is taken while on the runway, just landed...









Sea and clouds













Towering cumulus which leads to Cumulonimbus...Yes thunderstorms...It's monsoon season now.










More clouds and sun.













I call this the ray of hope...Damn kuno sial...












Clouds that looks really nasty, which for your information they really are!!!

<3 female name.

such is love? rofl. some days things like this make me laugh. and wow, lena, immortalised in her triple-chinned goodness on youtube. this is what makes the interweb so wonderful. 50 years from now, when we're all saggy and expired, our grandkids can laugh at us and disown us for being so gay on the net. i'd pay 100 bucks to the person who can get chia ming in his ladybug suit on youtube. seriously. 100 sweet ringgit malaysia.

ok, time for a quick update. yes i'm in kuching. long story short, i lost my passport, panicked for 2 days, searched for another 2, and then after flying back to kuching and lodging a police report, guess what? some uncle brought it in to the klia police station. MIRACLES STILL HAPPEN, and glad to say, there are still some very nice people left in kl. without you, unnamed indian uncle whom i could not contact, i would be languishing in kuching worrying about whether i'd get back to perth in time, all the while listening to my parents nag my left ear off. yes, the right one fell off about 2 days ago. i swear, if you want to lose an ear, fail an exam. in case this comes off wrong, i do love my parents. they hate me. i waste money, whinge about everything, and corrupt my sisters. i don't blame them.

anecdote from a night out about town the other night:
me and my friend go to this bar/watering hole/yumcha place thingy and he orders a kahlua. i don't really know what people usually mix it with and he told the waitress to just bring him what they normally do for people. you know what she said when she came back? "breast milk" i'm serious. and this chick was mad cos she asked for exact change from me so i couldn't tip her. i would've just for that breast milk thing. i am rambling. i know.

still have a million pages of lecture notes to plow through, 10 days before kl. hopefully, i will get through the bulk of it. if i'm not too distracted with desperate housewives (i'm still on season 1). i have prison break but desperate housewives seems so much more enticing.

such is love. rofl.