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such is love? rofl. some days things like this make me laugh. and wow, lena, immortalised in her triple-chinned goodness on youtube. this is what makes the interweb so wonderful. 50 years from now, when we're all saggy and expired, our grandkids can laugh at us and disown us for being so gay on the net. i'd pay 100 bucks to the person who can get chia ming in his ladybug suit on youtube. seriously. 100 sweet ringgit malaysia.

ok, time for a quick update. yes i'm in kuching. long story short, i lost my passport, panicked for 2 days, searched for another 2, and then after flying back to kuching and lodging a police report, guess what? some uncle brought it in to the klia police station. MIRACLES STILL HAPPEN, and glad to say, there are still some very nice people left in kl. without you, unnamed indian uncle whom i could not contact, i would be languishing in kuching worrying about whether i'd get back to perth in time, all the while listening to my parents nag my left ear off. yes, the right one fell off about 2 days ago. i swear, if you want to lose an ear, fail an exam. in case this comes off wrong, i do love my parents. they hate me. i waste money, whinge about everything, and corrupt my sisters. i don't blame them.

anecdote from a night out about town the other night:
me and my friend go to this bar/watering hole/yumcha place thingy and he orders a kahlua. i don't really know what people usually mix it with and he told the waitress to just bring him what they normally do for people. you know what she said when she came back? "breast milk" i'm serious. and this chick was mad cos she asked for exact change from me so i couldn't tip her. i would've just for that breast milk thing. i am rambling. i know.

still have a million pages of lecture notes to plow through, 10 days before kl. hopefully, i will get through the bulk of it. if i'm not too distracted with desperate housewives (i'm still on season 1). i have prison break but desperate housewives seems so much more enticing.

such is love. rofl.