I feel like being nice

so I'm gonna help tim move that picture of him along past the front page. After all the flak that's been thrown his way, the poor kuchingnite needs some respite. A breather, if you will. Till one of us digs up the next tranny photo, that is. WTB tranny photo of cm.

Since I really have nothing interesting to write about, I'll just go along with the year-reflecting theme. Wong Wei Jin's major achievements of 2006 -

1. Tried to and failed to sit for the USMLE.
2. Discovered that Halifax really IS as boring as I made it out to be.

I can't even count my lvl 60 gnome mage frostmourne pvp computer character to be an achievement given the fact that the time difference doesn't allow me to play as much. Other highlights of 2006 -

1. Got butt-groped in a Haligonian club by a fat ugly white goth girl.
2. Been told "I'm impressed by your knowledge" by my Staff doctor. "What are you smoking?" was my instant reply.*
3. Discovered that living with an indian has certain odour-related drawbacks. 'nuff said. I still love my housemate.
4. Learnt how to cook food without setting off the fire alarms.
5. Still can't pou fan properly.
6. Read "The Game" by Neil Strauss. It has changed my perception of reality.
7. Re-discovered the fact that studying till 5am the night before an exam can be hazardous to favourable exam results.
8. Swore to myself, yet again, to never again pull a last minute all-nighter.
9. Finally got a new phone. helomoto
10. Realised that if you wanna catch snowflakes with your tongue, make sure that there are no birds flying overhead first.
11. Went bowling, Halifax-style. The ball was the size of a Fuji apple, had no holes, weighed no more than 2kg, and the pins weren't bottle-shaped, just white cylinders. And you had 3 tries, not 2. And then you had to press a button to clear the pins and set up a new rack. Not automatic *banjo music in background* OH HALIFAX.
12. www.stupidvideos.com
13. Started building a collection of empty liquor bottles. 13 and counting.
14. Got laid. wooooot *
15. Developed a pathological irritation towards fat people.
16. Discovered the joys of p2p downloading.
17. Dreamt of asam laksa. Twice.
18. Got totally schooled by a girl at 1v1 basketball. She was 6 foot tall with size 12 shoes ok.**
19. Woke up one morning and saw vomit in the sink, 2 pairs of high heels in my hall, and had no idea where either came from. My housemate had no idea either. Two days later, he found a scrap of paper in his wallet with a telephone number and the name Shelly on the top. We think it maybe the answer, but we shall never know. We junked the shoes.

And I stop at 19 as well, not because I can't go on, but because it's getting boring. There WAS one significantly major realization though, like light streaming through clouds after the rain -



Medicine will consume my life.



I'm afraid. Very afraid.





*footnote - NO LARH
My staff did say he was impressed though. hoho.
** she out-shot me from outside. When I asked "why didn't you post me up?" She said, very nonchalantly, without even looking at me, "because it would have been too easy." wahstresswahspeechlesswahstress wfgrthhxxx

space wasting. just so that picture of me goes away.

i was going through my photos and i found one of the first plate of fried rice i cooked in perth. man, was i naive then. thinking i'd be cooking my way through the year. no, i wasn't in chef school. medical student tim. that's what i called myself. i thought i'd take the time to look back on my achievements in 2006.

1. lvl 60 NE rogue frostmourne pvp
2. that's it.

how fucked up is that. i have absolutely nothing to show for a year's hard work except a character in a computer game. grats me. after further thought, i realise i'm sadder than that. so more mediocre achivements to come.

1. i failed infectious diseases. i maintain it wasn't because of my laziness.
2. i passed everything else, though.
3. got told off by some doctor that i looked too much like a slacker and i better dress properly.
4. managed to ponteng class for the most part of 8 weeks and still passed psych.
5. aaron msned me to console me when i failed. grats me.
6. made enemies with jessie in the first week of class. huzzah.
7. went to the most ah beng club in perth, TWICE.
8. refused to ever step foot into said ah beng club again.
9. went karaoke a few times.
10. vowed never to sing again a few times.
11. learnt how to lawn bowl.
12. owned at lawn bowling.
13. drove around without a license for a year.
14. learnt how to pronounce a person dead the way doctors do it: time of death - 3 hours after he actually died cos that's when we came to see him.
15. learnt that it takes four hours to get to melb and four and half hours to get to kuching from perth. the horror.
16. gave lavinia hell for being a bimbo. yes, a bimbo.
17. spent about a 100 days on WoW. lvl 60 NE rogue frostmourne pvp wassup.
18. forgot how to play dota.
19. still don't know how to dance.

there u have it. i'd have gone for 20 but i ran out of ideas.

Mofo Piper Seneca PA-34 is a BEAST!

Started flying the twin engine recently. This thing is a beast! Imagine 220 bhp speeding down the runway with 2800 rpm! It only take seconds to reach 80 knots before I rotate it to get airborne. Quite exciting stuff I must say...

Ps: Oh, I almost forget....It has turbocharger fitted in it too!

exam break 2

For context, scroll down.

For those who still don't get it, she's talking about the picture in the previous post.

hoho

cross-dressing is not a crime

it is an indulgence of sorts. a hobby, some would call it.

some people collect stamps. some people go fishing. Timothy law ngee chuan, well... he likes to dress up as a woman.

View from the cockpit...

These were taken overhead the airfield I'm training at, while I'm the safety pilot for my friend during an Instrument Flying sortie. Which means I'm not flying the plane at the moment so don't think I'll jepordize my life just to take some pics of clouds. A year back maybe I will...The airfield is called the Sultan Ismail Petra Airport, Kota Bharu, Kelantan. Just in case you guys forgot that I'm stranded here in this kampung. Anyway the pics were taken using my 1.3 megapixal phone camera so don't complain so much! Yes, I'm talking to you Tim!

North-East beach...










Look at the pic properly. There's a rainbow in te mid of he pic. Camera can't zoom sorry.








Clouds at 2000 feet...










If I'm not wrong this is taken while on the runway, just landed...









Sea and clouds













Towering cumulus which leads to Cumulonimbus...Yes thunderstorms...It's monsoon season now.










More clouds and sun.













I call this the ray of hope...Damn kuno sial...












Clouds that looks really nasty, which for your information they really are!!!

<3 female name.

such is love? rofl. some days things like this make me laugh. and wow, lena, immortalised in her triple-chinned goodness on youtube. this is what makes the interweb so wonderful. 50 years from now, when we're all saggy and expired, our grandkids can laugh at us and disown us for being so gay on the net. i'd pay 100 bucks to the person who can get chia ming in his ladybug suit on youtube. seriously. 100 sweet ringgit malaysia.

ok, time for a quick update. yes i'm in kuching. long story short, i lost my passport, panicked for 2 days, searched for another 2, and then after flying back to kuching and lodging a police report, guess what? some uncle brought it in to the klia police station. MIRACLES STILL HAPPEN, and glad to say, there are still some very nice people left in kl. without you, unnamed indian uncle whom i could not contact, i would be languishing in kuching worrying about whether i'd get back to perth in time, all the while listening to my parents nag my left ear off. yes, the right one fell off about 2 days ago. i swear, if you want to lose an ear, fail an exam. in case this comes off wrong, i do love my parents. they hate me. i waste money, whinge about everything, and corrupt my sisters. i don't blame them.

anecdote from a night out about town the other night:
me and my friend go to this bar/watering hole/yumcha place thingy and he orders a kahlua. i don't really know what people usually mix it with and he told the waitress to just bring him what they normally do for people. you know what she said when she came back? "breast milk" i'm serious. and this chick was mad cos she asked for exact change from me so i couldn't tip her. i would've just for that breast milk thing. i am rambling. i know.

still have a million pages of lecture notes to plow through, 10 days before kl. hopefully, i will get through the bulk of it. if i'm not too distracted with desperate housewives (i'm still on season 1). i have prison break but desperate housewives seems so much more enticing.

such is love. rofl.

exam break 1

Studying sucks.

Not that I do a lot of it, but it still sucks.

Anyway dug up more stuff from m103's old video bank. gogo youtube.



"carrying heavy stuffS" indeed lol. ahhhh imu...

anyone have any other m103 videos? upload pls k thx.

oh and gratz ATPL CPL flyboy sk.
Don't pierce too many clouds to view setting suns k. Whatever that means.
Dan jangan bertabur benih-benih anda dirata-rata tempat dengan keterlaluan. Terutamanya dengan pramugari-pramugari anda.

"dr... i got some stuff growing dr"
"where?"
"down there"
"oh. what do you work as?"
"stewardess"
"hmm. do you work with Captain Tan SK?"
"yah yah dr eh how you know?"
"lucky guess. how you think i pass my exams"

Lastly, before I return to my books lest I pull a tim (and REALLY depend on lucky guesses to pass), I've long comtemplated whether I should post this. But since he's now announcing it to the world, I'm gonna go out on a limb and hope the bets are off. pat on the back boy, you know who you are hoho.
Some mystery is retained, just in case.


<3

seng keat?

I just realised that the ATPL is quite an important achievement.

Apparently, it's the highest achievement a pilot can get.

I guess it's equivalent to medical students becoming a specialist consultant in whatever field...

and to think that SK has already achieved that before we all even graduated, well... I guess I haven't really said this yet but congratz on succeeding.

don't want to be too cliche(or gay), but I knew you always had it in you.

wah shit, it really did sound gay.

Cheers.

The real lecture boys?

tim. sexy as usual.

first of, yeah i failed. i'm the fag who fucking failed the freaking infectious diseases paper. damn shy but what to do? failure is painful. whingeing about it probably makes it feel better so here i am, being tim. on a lighter note, i'm gonna be in kl this weekend. yes. this very weekend. that's 4 days from now for those of you who don't have a calendar. TIM WILL BE IN KL. i demand mamaks, clubbing, and good food and drink. ladies, if you are single and available, there's more than enough of me to go around. if you aren't, make yourself available. this opportunity only comes once. actually, it'll come again the next time i stop by kl.

so here's aku punya plan for the holidays. i'll be in kl for like 4 days, then go back to kuching and pretend to study so my parents think i'm still a hardworking med student, then i head out to kl either on the 26th or 27th depending on weather conditions and my horoscope. from there i'll fly out to perth on the 3rd cos my mom thinks i need time to study. it's for a 1 hour exam. kinda overkill to study too much. so, for new year's eve. you guys made any plans? if not i suggest we get a suite or something in some hotel and just chill unless you guys really want to do the clubbing scene. other than that i really don't know what else to do. maybe massive mamak sessions cos you can never have enuf roti. i intend to not sleep for a week before coming to perth.

timbo

Xmas HOLS meet-up

The title is lacking but I proceed.


So since most of us are having our holidays back in Malaysia around the same time in December and we have been absent from each other's thoughts for almost a year now, how about we have a reunion party? Woohoo.


It's always good to see how some of us have changed over the year and we all used to be friends anyway so I'm sure we can find some common ground to start from. Unless we all like having breakfast at Tiffany's.


Anyway, random rambling aside, I was thinking of having a Xmas party but since some of us would like to celebrate Christmas with their families and most of us don't live in KL, it wouldn't really make sense to have a party before xmas and then them returning back to their respective hometowns.

Of course, by now it must be clear that our reunion will be in KL. Because we can't possibly have it in places like Ipoh or Keluang.


So... it seems, I have lost the point of this post because as I type this final paragraph I realise I have not given much thought about exactly what I want to plan.
And the only thing I do know is that it would be nice to meet up. So.. let's do that.

hi.

for all you guys who have found religion, please pray for.... me. i am as screwwed as a person on seng keat's kapal terbang without a parachute. exams are in 18 hours, i have read as much as seng keat did for his sem 3 exams. gg.

and those who don't have religion? you will burn in hell for not praying for me.

on a lighter note, i'm 1 week away from holidays. rawr.

Once upon a time....continued...

Once upon a time, there was this story written by a friend of mine whom I do not want to name. It's about this boy who can't pass the longkang no matter what he does. To make it worst, even the beggar from pasar malam who lost a leg and uses tongkat to walk can even pass through the longkang. So everyone else seems to left this boy behind and continued their journey. Time passes...

Meanwhile, this boy has learnt his lesson and he vows to pass this hurdle that seems to be stopping him from progressing. So, he set course with a different heading. But, the obstacle still stands. The longkang remains. In fact, this longkang has diverged into multiple longkangs so this lil' cute boy have to pass through all of them in order to have the slightest chance to catch up with his friends and not to forget the one-legged uncle.

So what this boy does is, he went far. In fact he went to this secluded area called Bankstown, and lived in Blacktown while Middle Eastern and Nazi's are having a war of their own. Anyway, it's West of Sydney, Australia just in case you don't know. This boy fought hard, not to say that Uncle One Leg never fought hard, but the focus here is the boy. So with his lifeless and hectic schedule, waking up 4 am in the morning to take an hour bus to the place he trains, for averagely 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, for 3 freakingly long months! Not to mention it's Summer, so your day is longer! But in the end of it. He's done it. He took his exam and scored high! Higher than so many Aussies or even Singaporean or whatever it is. He got his PPL(Private Pilot License)

Therefore, with the license granted to him, he took a plane start it up and up he goes flying high and mighty over the first longkang as if it's not there. IN fact, he was so high up he couldn't see the longkang anymore. There he goes, he realized that passing through this longkang ain't that hard. You just need to put effort into it and discipline. Intelligent counts too.

So, after struggling for 3 months he's finally back to his home. Sweet oh sweet Subang. Had a 2 weeks rest for CNY and off he goes again. Destination, Kota Freaking Bharu! He lives in this quite well equipped 30 floors apartment which incidently is the highest freaking building in the whole bloody Kelantan with 5 other batchmates! Now you know why it's a bloody kampung here. 2 in a room by the way. With the luxury of using the gym, swimming pool, sauna of Renaissance hotel situated next to the apartment, it's not that bad.

So long story short, he continues flying. Have classes 6 days a week now, studies hard. ONe by one, the longkangs are slowly fading behind him. He could see Mr. one-leg now. Not far ahead. So he decided to land slightly in front of him. Down he goes, the moment he landed he went to Mr. One-leg and decided to break his other leg. Just for fun's sake. He continues his journey. Not long after he saw his friends. Some in Australia, some UK, New Zealand some still in M'sia. Slowly but sure, he caught up with them. Not only have he caught up, he overtook them and it seems that he's about to reach the finishing line sooner than them. Well, we'll have to see then. End of story.

Anyway, the point of the story is not bout who reaches the finishing line first of who left who behind, or breaking the leg of Mr. One-leg whom is now Mr. Legless...

It's to tell you guys that I've passed my Freaking CAA-6 EXAMINATION!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NO more studying for exam for the next four months!!!! Just FLY FLY FLY!!!! SWEEEEETTTT MummAHHHHHHHH!!!! With a failure rate of almost 50%, where one would at least fail one paper, I have passed all at one go!!!! WOOOOHHOOOO!!!

I'm now a PPL, CPL and Frozen ATPL holder. Thank you. Welcome. I love you all! MUakz!!!

*Disclaimer* - The story above is fully fictional. It had nothing to do with real person whether dead or alive. It's not meant to be bitter nor make anyone angry. If you, in any circumstances felt a slight tinge in your heart, well too bad. Go report to your mom.

why do people kill themselves.

after spending a good 2 months in the hospitals (yes, i know i've been here for a year but that's how much i've been going), i have come to the realisation that perthies are stupid people. perthies, cos it sounds better than perthians. a quick breakdown of ye normal visitors of royal perth hospital based on each system (ah yes, the organised medical mind with a penchant for evidence-based medicince):

1. Respiratory system - 90% smokers and the rest are people who stick asbestos up their noses or have asthma. so, 90% of them breathless folks are those who could've avoided it altogether and the other 10%.. well, gg bad luck. they make good percussion practice though.

2. Cardiovascular system - 99% angina/MI due to high cholesterol, high blood pressure, lah dee dah. while the other 1%, well ur momma was a smoker and gave you VSD+ASD+PDA with a transposed great vessel just to make sure u turn blue. who's to blame? the heart failure virus?

3. Gastrointestinal system - ok to be fair, not all the people who bleed from their arses brought it on themselves. so a good 30-40% alcoholic pancreatitis/hepatits etc. and the rest, well diarrhoea or some parasite. who knows? but most importantly, WHO TOLD YOU TO DRINK SO MUCH YOUR FACE TURNED YELLOW AND YOU GOT CEREBELLAR ATAXIA?! drink water for crying out loud. it's cheaper.

4. Neuro - they have entire hospital wards dedicated to stroke patients. go figure.

5. Renal/endocrine - lazy lah, you get the idea anyway.

so next time you see me on the wards and i'm smiling as i palpate your oversized liver, remember that i'm not smiling cos i'm being nice, i'm smiling cos you just owned yourself.

So where are we now?

All over the world apparently.

Chia Ming is in Manchester, UK. Life is going well, albeit a tad expensive, and he seems to have carried the lectureboy way of life into the UK. His housemates are now slowly evolving to understand the simplicity that life can offer if you live it the lectureboy way.

Tim is in Perth, Australia. Making friends is a hassle, so he prefers to stay at home and talk to his computer. His crankiness for some reason seems to attract women, so he decided not to fix what isn't broken and left it as it is.

Han Nien is in Subang Jaya, Malaysia and will be heading off to Brisbane. He intends to spend most of his time chilling out on nude beaches and occasionally surf. The net. His mom told him to get a job while he's free but he decided not to listen and told her aptly that he's a lectureboy. She frowned and walked away.

Seng Keat is in Kota Bahru, Malaysia. He can predict the weather now and often he gives Kate Beckinsale lookalikes a ride on his plane and flys her, piercing through the thick clouds to view the setting sun(not a sexual innuendo). If you give him a tip, he will read your palm for you even.

Wei Jin is in Halifax, Canada. Recently he had his ass grabbed by a fat woman in a club. He pretends that he detested it but we all secretly know that his ego was boosted. He is finding life dull so he can't wait to play his bass guitar on unsuspecting teenage girls. Strumming his melodious instrument for their newly found jazzy love. Again, don't read too much into it.

WE meet occasionally in Azeroth, it's this place known as the World of Warcraft. HOwever, SK does not have time to indulge himself in such experiences such that now the only contact we ever get from him is on this blog's chatterbox.


Random WoW related content:



I doubt we'll ever see each other again. Unless one of us gets married. Or dies. Then we'll be sort of obliged to attend the funeral. OMG such dark thoughts.

The Chinese believe that if you accidentally speak of an ill event, then all you have to do is exclaim the word "Choy!" very loudly and it will all be fine.

Hope you have a happy fun rainbow adventure. BYe.

bitterness is

i know

i shouldn't be laughing at my friends, but...



HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

gratz on 60 finally btw

60606060606060606060

NIA GONG!

EXAM IS OVER!

Woohooo! Finished that darn exam...Need not to study for the next 5 months (at least not for exam purpose) Actually, hopefully need not provided I pass all the papers. Most of it was ok till the last one. Darned Meteorology Practical. One thing I can say bout this bloody subject is that being such an unpredictable subject they still made it a subject for us to test on with objective answers that are so darn close!!!

Anyway, Miami Vice kinda sucks...in my opinion. Too many 'silent moments' and Gong Li damn ugly too...

LOL.

Congratulations tim, you are 15% not Malaysian.

That means you're as Malaysian as...


Abdullah Badawi !

How Un-Malaysian Are You?

FIRST things first,

it's GASP, not GHASP, mr law my-english-is-the-best-i-will-correct-yours-even-though-you-never-asked-me-too ngee chuan

SECONDLY

gasp  /gæsp, gɑsp/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[gasp, gahsp] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. a sudden, short intake of breath, as in shock or surprise.
2. a convulsive effort to breathe.
3. a short, convulsive utterance: the words came out in gasps.
–verb (used without object)
4. to catch one's breath.
5. to struggle for breath with the mouth open; breathe convulsively.
6. to long with breathless eagerness; desire; crave (usually fol. by for or after).
–verb (used with object)
7. to utter with gasps (often fol. by out, forth, away, etc.): She gasped out the words.
8. to breathe or emit with gasps (often fol. by away).
—Idiom
9. last gasp, the point of death; dying: At his last gasp he confessed to the murder.
[Origin: 1350–1400; ME gaspen, prob. OE *gāspen, equiv. to ON geispa; akin to gape]

—Related forms
gasp‧ing‧ly, adverb

as taken from dictionary.com. Notice it all points to a motion involving air, ie, breathing.

WHICH goes back to my original arguement, fish don't gasp for air, because they derive oxygen from water and cannot breathe air.

CONSIDERING the fact though that the motion they perform is a desperate attempt at oxygenation and closely resembles the gasping action an air-breather would perform when in need of air;

THEREFORE, saying "a fish gasps for water" would be somewhat (though not completely) correct, for lack of a better convenient word (can you imagine saying "that fish is performing a convulsing, mouth-puckering, jaw-opening-and-closing-in-quick-succession manouver to get water past it's gills");

BUT "a fish gasps for air" would be scientifically just wrong, as we are all thought in alam dan manusia in standard 4,

BRINGING us THEREFORE to the conclusion that the proper sentence, to me, at least, would be "as alive as chiaming's fish gulping for water cos he forgot to add water"





incidently, if you type in "ghasp" in the search bar at dictionary.com, this comes out -
Galveston-Houston Association for Smog Prevention

a simple =P would not suffice, therefore -










hoho
wah freaking ugly

Quote of the day...

"Learn to love what you have to do. Someday, maybe you'll get to do what you love. Till that day comes..."

-Capt. RVK-

CAA-6

Freaking Final Exam Soon! Next week to be exact. Been studying like never before. Will update soon. 6 Freaking Uk Papers that costs $70 pounds each. Can't afford to fail...See ya guys. This blog is boring...

howdy doo.

hello folks. everyone is fine and dandy, i trust. trying to write in two blogs is probably a bit stupid since perth is so freaking boring i spend my days watching my fingernails grow. back to more important stuff, i shall be getting owned by my exams in late october and will be a free man for about 4 mths by november. who wants me to visit them? pm me early so i can grace you with my undeniably sexy presence, which you have all come to love and miss. especially su-ann, who claims she misses me. i believe her.

i don't know if anyone's done psychiatry yet.. but it is by far the most screwwed up rotation ever. take schizophrenia for example. has anyone ever seen a schizophrenic person? they all have the same/similar symptoms - hearing voices having conversations, hallucinations, feeling like people are reading their minds, feeling like the TV/radio is talking directly to them etc. the way people rationalise that this is purely a biological problem? a disarray of the dopaminergic/serotoninergic p'ways in the head. how would that cause the TV to talk to you? that's just crazy. if, say you were to believe in the existence of a higher being (god, or aliens), then wouldn't schizophrenic people be prophets? i don't know about you, but in psychiatry there's a word for people "speaking in tongues".. it's called glossolalia. would you call yourself touched by god? or a schizophrenic. unfortunately, i am too lazy to go into the rest of this, seeing that i crammed 8 weeks of psychiatry into 3 hours of studying for an interview.

i cut my nails after watching them grow, that's how boring perth is. lots of love in the land down under, i shall cease and desist my incessant ramblings. happy birthday to people i have missed.

It's time to spice up this blog

with embarassing photos of the past






don't ask me why I have these photos. I don't even know.

Call me bitter.

But I'm going to say it anyway,

"Cristiano, balik kampung lar!"

Portugal vs England

I read this joke the other day.

Figo was walking into the dressing room just before the England - Portugal match. As captain, it was his right to be late. But then when he walked in, he noticed all his team mates kinda glum.

"what's wrong?" he asked.
"oh the thing is... it's just England, and we feel like it's just such a waste of time playing agaisnt them since they're so bad... we'd rather spend the night at the pub," replied Ronaldo.

So Figo thinks for awhile. Then he says, "ok, you guys go down to the pub, I'll handle the English by myself"

So exhilarated, they all head to downtown Berlin and have a smashing good time drinking and picking up German chicks named Olga and Helga. Then they realised that there was about 10 minutes left in the game, so Deco says "hey, let's check how Figo's doing"

They on the TV and they see this

Portugal 1 - 0 England
Figo 10'

After checking the score, they promptly go back to their drinks, and they all celebrate. weeee Figo's holding off the entire England team by himself.

Then at full time, they check the score again and this time it says

Portugal 1 - 1 England
Figo 10' Lampard 89'

And they all go "Awwwww, oh well, let's head back to the dressing room"

So in the dressing room they see Figo, sombrero-less looking really dejected. Figo sees them and says, "I'm sorry I dissapointed you guys, I let the team down"

"why? you did great! you held off the English for a full 89 minutes!"
"What are you talking about?" Figo says, incredulously, "I got sent off in the twelth minute!"

geddit? geddit?
hahahahahahahhahahahah

I had a dream last night!

and in that dream, I found a news article on a World Cup match. In the quarterfinal vs England, Luis Figo broke his legs and while squirming in pain on the ground, was shown a red card for time-wasting. Lol.

upon us indeed

Allow me to correct LB2. Portugal will win, it'll be like Euro 2004 all over again. I remember the shocked look of dismay he manfully displayed when Beckham missed that penalty. Now Raymond and co. have a chance to peruse that countenance of constipated disbelief. ooo big words.


With a hat like that, how can to lose? Figo > Beckham's style/hairdos any day with a giant sombrero. Wait isn't that mexican?

the Piala Dunia is upon us

and England will win.

Good thing Reyes isn't starting for Spain matches. Or else their free flow play will be interrupted by his diving. Lol.

ENGLAND TO TAPAU PORTUGAL with chilli sauce included!

The Plan...

Ok, as you can see in the previous post. I have indicated that there's this place that I wanna go. Well, not me alone, with friends of course! Coz I'm damn freaking free like hell now, I'm gonna try to make an essay out of this.

It all started with me chatting with "Cmingo a.k.a. chia ming a.k.a. sexyming a.k.a. wussthatgetspwnedbycockroaches! 'nuff said. (lectureboy 2)" He said that he'll be coming back somewhere during July. So I thought, well that's good. But I told him, too bad I'll still be in Kota Bharu. Out of a sudden, he suggested that he'll come all the way to visit me. So I was flattered but realised it's quite a dumb idea. Why? Coz if you're driving or taking a bus ride here from KL, it takes roughly bout 6-8 hours drive. With CM's excellent record for not dozing off when he drives, I'm quite sure he'll make it here safely. A train ride is even worst, 12-13 hours! Woohoo! And let me just inform you , a freaking 8 hours ride in a bus that's gonna overturn anytime or falls into a "gaung" (BM) whenever the driver feels like it, driving at the speed of sound , really hurts your ass man. To make it worst, READ THIS, me Mr. Tan Seng Keat the Gorgeous Alltime Anywhere 'Sleeper' of the Year, MVS (Most Valuable Sleeper) of the Century, oh man this is so gonna be bold "CANT SLEEP IN THE FREAKING BUS!!!" *Pulls hair, runs to get a playar (is that how you spell it? you'll get whay i mean), pull out toenails, sprinkle pepper and chilli powder on wound, rub salt and lemon juice on it, crawls into the kitchen, picks up "tong chu tou" (cantonese) direct translation knive used to slaughter pigs, chop off nose, poke eyes with chopsticks ------->(Fast forward) pour oil on body, light up fire, burn to death. (For full version, please visit http://www.ahkeat's-1001-ways-to-kill-yourself.com)

Secondly, WTF~U~WANNA~DO~IN~KB?!!!(Please highlight spacing to read) Cuz there's absolutely nothing here! Unless you enjoy sugar in all kinda food they serve here, no joke, sambal is sweet, soy sauce is sweet, hell even their "teh tarik kurang manis" is sweeter than KL's "teh tarik manyak manis kasi kau kau punya mau mati itu semut minum!" , Kelantanese favourite passtime, open burning! And their best Mall here, the awesome manificent KB Mall(where Subang parade or damn even carrefour beats the hell ouf of this Mall.UPSIDE DOWN, INSIDE OUT, LEFT TO RIGHT, RIGHT TO LEFT, UP YOURS MAKE A U-TURN DOWN YOURS AND NEVER WANNA RETURN AGAIN!)

Moving on, I told CM the hours to drive here so he said , oh well take a plane there then. So ok, good plan. But what to do here?! I give it some thought ( bout 1.835658 seconds) Why don't we go to _ _ _ _ _ _ ! You know the answer boys and girls,don't be shy, just say it out loud! All in one go! Daddy's gonna buy you sweets...

Walaaaa!!! The brilliant sk just did it again! *Argh...I lost my mood to mengarang*

So long story short, plan is All those IMU-ians coming back to M'sia in July, lets go REDANG & PERHENTIAN! WOOOHOOOO! Non-IMUians may come as well, subject to availability and on first come first serve basis. No lar, just jk, whoever wanna come, come lar. But must be hot chick or bring a hot chick ok? Hehe...*evil grin*

So, whoever wanna come please post a reply for this entry. (A good way to get replies...Muahahaha!!) Write your name and dates available. Oh yeah, the trip's gonna be 3 days 2 nights inclusive of friday and saturday ok! Cuz that's my weekends. Kena minta cuti lar...

Anyway, gtg. Reply a.s.a.p. Love you guys! *Muaks*Hug Hug*

Redang & Perhentian, here I come!

the story of a boy named jin

This is a story of a boy named Jin.
Once upon a time, by fates unrestrained, four boys met in a shopping mall. The shopping mall was special in that it had no running escalators, but instead they were stationary 24/7. It was also a very special mall because on its highest floor, were two lecture halls. But because the escalators were stationary and the lecture halls were on its highest floor, this entailed difficult steep climbs everyday whenever there were lectures.

Now, the four boys had a common liking for lectures. And by sharing their passion together, their fancy for lectures evolved into a communed relationship with their curriculum. So where exactly does Jin, who this story is about, come in?

One day, the four boys named themselves the lectureboys and even wrote a theme song for their group. Jin however, was scornful, and laughed at their futile attempts to be the advocates for lectures. This is because he was an avid devotee to the art of truancy.

However hard the lectureboys tried, they could not persuade their friend Jin to attend lectures. He was a lost soul who needed to be shown the way, and they were convinced that they were the right persons to lead him.



However, exams came and they all failed. End of story.

Little-known LB facts #1

Did you know that each of the lectureboys have a superpower and corresponding secret identity? Yes, whenever a mistake in scheduling has occured and it threatens the day's lecture, they spring into action, and with their combined powers, make sure that the lecture status quo is preserved!

Yes, you lecturers who don't turn up, beware! Pencil-pushers who mistype schedules, be afraid! The lecture boys unite against the evils of tardiness, laziness and sleepiness! We can rest soundly in the knowledge that our droning educational needs are safeguarded by these fearless defenders of all things powerpointed.

Sk = Fly boy. 'nuff said. He flies into action as if we ever needed him! Also faithful transport-provider of the LBs.

tim = Wet-blanket-o-saurus. The slow-moving, yet quick-witted relic from the cretaceous will dampen any lively atmosphere with his cynical wit to induce proper sober lecture conditions. When conditions get too dire, he'll unleash his ultimate weapon : like a banshee, a song that darkens the mood and gloomifies the situation... "pardon me while i burrsssttttt........"

cm = Mr. Punctuality. He's never late! Always on time! Ever dependable to be the first at a scene of lecture-threatening situations! What's the time?? On time!!! jeng jeng jeng

hn = Mysterio. Cunning, silent and mysterious, Mysterio strikes quietly from the darkness, slaying those whom he wills... (sometimes slaying ppl who threaten lectures as well). Some say he has his own personal agenda, merely using the LBs to his own gain. Some say he's merely misunderstood. Some even say he can talk to animals. Whoever is right, the mysteriously mysterious face of Mysterio is cast in suspicion by friend and foe alike...

WaaaaaaasSSSSSsssuuuppppp PEOPLE!!!!!

Hello hello...didn't think that this suggestion is for real ! Haha...Kudos to Mr. Cmingo for setting this up. Well, this would be a fantastic way to make sure that the legacy of lectureboys stay alive! Wooohooo!!!

First and foremost, let me intro myself. I'm Tan Seng Keat. 22 year's old this year, male....yes a male with very high testosterone level, sometimes ppl say that I'm cute, some says handsome, some says gaya, some says SEXAY! Repeat after me....SEXXAAAAAYYY! (with a hiss...) Well, I think of myself as being versatile. (Haha..yes, the old tak tahu malu Seng Keat is back to haunt you all!)

Ok ok, let's be serious, ignore the above paragraph. (Hmm...*pause a moment and think* Eureka! You can't since you would have read the above paragraph b4 reaching this. Unless you start reading from bottom. Whereby, if that's the case, as a normal kiasu Malaysian, you would still read the above paragraph because you FREAKING Malaysians like to do what you're asked not to!)

Back to the intro...Well, I'm Tan Seng Keat (lectureboy 1), 22, male, ARGH !!!!! Screw this....too lazy to intro myself. You know who I am. So skip the intro bout myself. Moving on...

Cmingo a.k.a. chia ming a.k.a. sexyming a.k.a. wussthatgetspwnedbycockroaches! 'nuff said. (lectureboy 2)

Tim the man a.k.a. timothy law ngee chuan a.k.a. man-who's-bitter-than-the-bitterest-bitter-gourd-in-bitterland. (F.Y.I. I know there's no such word as bitterest...stop laughing at me...)(lectureboy3)

Han Nien a.k.a. Mushi a.k.a. silent nuker a.k.a. catwhisperer ( Imagine Jennifer love hewitt...replace ghost with cats and hot chick Jen with hannien) (lectureboy4)

Wei Jin a.k.a. oldfriedghost (status - pending....)

Disclaimer:- All information above is true and is a true fact no matter what you think!

what are lectureboys?

They aren't edible, that's for sure. Unless you're feeling kinky. Then they're available in different flavours.

BEEE ARRRRRRRRRRRR BEEEEEE.